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entries from the stonebaker diary from the start of it up until 21.05.01

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03.03.03
ahh..no entry for a couple of months..here is a summary of the last sevenoreight weeks:
carruthers has a house warming which all stonebakers attend> fat roland does the honours on the decks> sam wins the mini table tennis tournament [to everyone's surprise as they all had their money on adrian]> fil takes a turn on the deck when fats gets tempted away by the playstation>
life cafe/hmv gig goes well> photographs soon> stonebaker's set features their new song 'iceberg' which they have been honing for the past few weeks> thanks to all who came to see us> thanks to the screaming girls at the side of the stage~ dunno if you were screaming for us or just screaming> thanks to phantom5000 for fetching your kit in>

 
19.01.03
after practice on tuesday~ carruthers offers to take ade and fil for a 'razz' in his new car> the boys are impressed by it's comfort~ speed and natty cup holders> they all end up at manchester airport where they sample hot beverages and almost get evacuated when the alarm goes off [it was a test]> after a short play on the moving walkways they elevate back to the car and head north>
last minute gig at courtney's went down well> stonebaker were on a bit late~ but still had a fair few people to play to in a less htan normal venue> gig report will be out as soon as photos come back>

 
09.01.03

stonebaker christmas drinks outing on 19 december was a low key affair with only the band members in attendance> carruthers had the house movin' blues and adrian was skint> their spirits were lifted by many rounds of mini table tennis [carruthers' christmas present]> adrian proved himself champ by being the winnerstayson for the entire time>

these three headed to the red lion and had a few pints until sam turned up> they had some more beer then went to fill their bellies in rusholme>
after the curry had gone down they returned to fil's house to sit down like computer geeks and play worms until the early hours> carruthers being new to the game [and owning a ps2] declared it crap before forcing the party to break up by going to bed>
tuesday 7 jan> first practice of 2003> a whole practice honing a new song~ working title 'iceberg'~ which will be premiered at the life cafe gig on 27 feb>
sam seems to have spent the last month buying and selling his electronic equipment~ but now has settled on an even heavier keyboard>
stonebaker still search for a manager to help them hit the big time> continue to practice> will hopefully be gigging every month from now on> they also plan to start a new recording as soon as possible and so get their latest songs out to the people>

 
17.11.02
fat roland beats fil in an arm wrestle in the pub> new feature coming soon: stonebaker arm wrestling league> all the arm wrestling action you can take> featuring some musicians and their entourage locked in a tense~ brutal fight to the finish>

 
13.11.02
fil holds a bonfire party in his garden~ attended by a select few~ including sam and adrian> carruthers was away somewhere or he would have been there too> a large fire blazed and in all probability the fireworks code was breached numerous times> highlights included a catherine wheel which worked and many fireworks with names like 'green fury' and 'atom bomb' which when lit failed to live up to their claims> see sam's photos of the aforementioned pyrotechnics here>
dan took some amazingly good photos at the night and day gig> you can see some of them here>

 
30.10.02
gig at night went reasonably well from a playing point of view but with much randomness regrding soundchecks and fans' attendance> read the full story in the gig report>
after a successful gig stonebaker give themselves the tuesday night off from practising> back to it next week though in preparation for november's gig in keele>
sam and fil gathered round at carruthers last saturday for what was meant to be a band get together~ only ade couldn't make it> good job too or he'ed have wupped the rest of them at playstation> as it was the other three walked up a hill~ drank some beer in a country pub~ ate chinese~ played computers and watched bond>
morrissey on page fifty-nine of this week's nme: doesn't he look old?

 
09.10.02
got round to booking some gigs> one in manc and another in keele> one due in newcastle under lyme shortly after that> photos will be provided for those who cannot make it~ however no excuses will be accepted> nothing more to say at present~ check out the rest of the site> a few things are different and there is a bit more content> no~ find it yourself>

 
22.09.02
as promised~ a quiet summer gig wise> however more than a few band gatherings have taken place to work on new material in readiness for an autumn gig frenzy [well maybe frenzy is too strong a word~ but they will be gigging]> one new song is complete and just needs polishing~ two more are still in the development stage> stonebaker are currently trying to find suitable management to assist their push>
last sunday adrian~ fil and fat roland rose early~ drove to london for thrill jockey record's tenth anniversary all 12 til 12er at ocean in hackney> they delighted in chicago underground quartet's jazz~ the sea and cake's beautiful chilled songs~ bobby conn's robbiewilliamskatebush campness~ some fine djing and of course the mighty tortoise> left london at 11.45 and drove back up north through the night> fats and ade did a sterling job of keeping fil alert and not asleepatthewheel by playing 'guess the old tv programme theme tune' with him> after a long stint of this game all three got quite depressed when they realized the amount of their youth they had spent watching crap tv>
more news will be broadcast here asithappens>

 
08.07.02
things are gonna be a bit quiet for a while> carruthers heads off to tanzania [ofallplaces] for three weeks> the other boys stay behind to develop songs~ eat sam's biscuits and get annoyed with his cats>
promised photos from pub outing are posted here>

 
26.06.02
lots of new photographs for your delightnpleasure from the overdraught gig> click here to see 'em>
adrian's professes that his rib is fully healed as he can now do pull-ups without eperiencing pain>
having not practiced for a couple of weeks there is not much to report> last week instead of a practice the boys congregated at carruthers' local country pub> carruthers took some photos on a ridiculously small digital camera~ so you should be able to see those soon also> betcha can't wait>

 
09.06.02
yet again another large gap in communication> apologies> and quite a lot has gone on>
fil had a birthday which was celebrated in his traditional style of going to the crecent public house in salford> ales were sampled and presents received> after eleven~ whilst waiting for a bus sam and fil decided to use the bus stop roof as a wrestling arena> empowered by his extra year of age~ fil was pretty much sam's equal~ unheard of previously> adrian joined in~ but being the fair person he is [impartial~ not blonde] proceeeded to punch both fil and sam~ in turn>

down on the ground more tomfoolery occurred~ generally of a fighting nature> tough boys~ stonebaker> a run for a taxi saw stonebaker on their merry way into manchester> in the taxi adrian attempted to prove his strength by letting fil punch him in the chest 2 or 3 times> very hard> a few days later the following e-mail conversation occurred:

adetofil: i have a cracked rib

filtoade: oh did i do it?

adetofil: yes

that is about it for now> no gig report on the overdraught gig> couldn't be bothered~ didn't seem worth it> may be some photos though~ keep an eye out in the next few days>

 
15.04.02
been a bit quiet over the easter period~ though not for adrian who has been working like a mule to get his pHD finished> practice begins in earnest tomorrow for the gig at overdraught on 16 may> this has been rescheduled from 2 may~ so don't turn up then~ turn up two weeks later>
the roadhouse gig went beautifully~ good turnout~ happy crowd~ happy roadhouse people~ psyched up band called 'poet's corner' before us~ more chilled band from york after> some mean and moody blakc and white photos too~ thanks to dan> no gig report~ a picture speaks a thousand words> so get the equivalent of a long essay by clicking here>
cds still sellinglikehotcakes click here to get one [or more]>

 
05.03.02

gig report for bear finally posted complete with smashing photos> see it here>

cd selling well getitwhileyoustillcan>


 
25.02.02
well we were stupid to think that the hassles were over and all we need do was wait for the cds to be delivered> the ideal~ in fact the intention and the order was that we have them for the gig at the bear last saturday> unfortunately on friday [when they should have arrived] we found out that they were in a warehouse in germany>
consequently we had a launch gig with no cds to launch> it went well all the same> a gig report will be posted tomorrow when there are some photos to back it up>
anyway> cds arrived today> big box> full of smaller boxes> full of cds> quite pleasing to look at~ not least because the cd is a lovely shade of blue> if you want to know how to get one click here>

 
12.02.02
with respect to the promised increased frequency of diary entries~ here is one detailing the recent saga of the completion of the CD>

day=saturday 02.02> all the tracks are recorded and so the boys gather round at sam's in preparation for a marathon mixing session> they have to start without adrian for reasons best explained by the text messages he sent:

09:12:39 - bad news. i am on a bus, as there are no trains, just buses. will arrive macclesfield in about an hour, then train to manch.....
09:22:54 - Please can you get spamse to videotape cd:uk today as the cooper temple clause are performing. cheers
09:50:00 - Fuel pipe has burst in the middle of nowhere. more gravely, driver keeps playing the lighthouse family incessantly and at high vol. i may well die here. remember me
11:26:15 - On train to manch after having to endure macc for 45 mins. current location is cheadle hulme. i'll make it yet....

the rest of the day consisted of listening to tracks and being ridiculously picky with them until they sounded the way they were intended to> a short break for lunch of pizza~ mini cheddars and the carrot juice [which smells and tastes like old potato peelings~ in case you were wondering] challenge then it was back to it> at about eleven pm they wrote four cdrs to take away and review before the final mixes were decided on> after a good twelve hours with their noses [or rather ears] to the grindstone~ stonebaker departed for shalimar curry house and a disappointing curry> photographic evidence of this day can be found here>

proving fil's often expounded theory that nothingiseversimple adrian and fil find later that their cds do not work~ so they will have problems dissecting the mixes>

day=sunday 03.02 to enable the above mentioned dissection fil enters into secretagentspy mode to retrieve a cdr and md from the wheelarch of sam's car late at night>
day=monday 04.02> cdr is posted to adrian so he can prepare his thoughts> a somewhat last minute discussion ensues as to the title of the cd>
day=tuesday 05.02> the final mixing session at sam's> him~ carruthers and fil present> adrian makes his thoughts known via speakerphone> at the end of a long night~ they are satisfied and record the mixes to dat [or so they think[see above theory]]>
day=wednesday 06.02> carruthers e-mails to say that nothing is recorded on the dat apart from the clothes-show theme which was on it before [don't ask]> fil borrows another dat machine and heads round to sam's later but he has sorted the problem and got the mixes down to tape> everything appears to be in or-der [at this point please refer to above theory]> fil goes home to complete the set up of the artwork for the cd> he listens to the mixes on the dat machine he has borrowed~ rewinds it and tries to eject the dat> but he can't getitout as the tape is wrapped around the head> by this time the artwork is only half complete but fil has to pause at one am so he can take a dat machine apart to rescue the master mixes>

day=thursday 07.02> carruthers~ fil and sam head over to skipton [of all places] to get the tracks professionally mastered by john at the digital-audio company> last night's dat debacle only resulted in a click at the beginning of the first track> after much scooting around to get the artwork sorted~ the job is done and it is all in the hands of the austrians> just like at the end of a children's story stonebaker can sit back~ admire their hard work and wait for the results of a job well done>

if you made it all the way through that~ well done~ sorry it was so long> certainly was cathartic though>
cd release date is 20.02.2002> click here for more details>

 
23.01.02
ok~ OK~ new year and all that> time for another diary entry> these will get more frequent [promise] its just that not much worth reporting happened over christmas> well if it did~ i didn't hear about it>

past two weeks have been spent getting back into the habit of practice and inching slowly toward finishing the ep. tentative release date is the palindromic 20.02.2002> the EP will contain eight tracks including: 'prepare for love'~ 'dirt worm ninja'~ soundman' and 'motown'> current demo tracks can be heard here>

as you read this sam is probably hunched over his computer~ eyes like pinpricks~ cramped mousearm~ working like a trooper to meet> that> deadline>
two more gigs booked~ the bear in newcastle-under-lyme in feb and the roadhouse manchester in march>

 
29.11.01
not much to report that isn't in the gig report> thanks to all who came to the bear~ hope to see you when stonebaker are there again end of february>
the band are feeling the need to get some more recording done sharpish as they don't feel their demo reflects their live performance> an offer of some free studio time has been gratefully received so a new demo may be in order> to hear the current demo go here>

 
26.11.01

absolutely cracking gig at the roadhouse on 22 november> no gig report~ well this is it really~ no point writing something twice in a different way> the soundcheck was looking like a disaster as carruthers was stuck in traffic> but in a fonz-like way he strolled through the door just as the sound engineer asked 'where's your drummer?'> after much standing round listening to other bands and forcing mailing list cards into punter's hands~ stonebaker took to the stage>

the music could not start as carruthers could not find the hi-hat clutch> he went into the dressing room to get it off another bands drummer~ got accused of stealing by a large drunken man~ so gave it back and walked swiftly from the room whereupon the drunken man laid into the other drummer> big style>

much thankfulness to those who came to the gig> we know it was a late one and that some of you have jobs> to those who decided to giveitamiss you may have givenamiss to the best gig stonebaker have played> so far>
preparations for the gig at the bear are underway and will involve much shiftin and liftin on the day> remember bend your knees~ not your back> report to follow>

 
30.10.01
gig at night and day goes swimmingly considering the boys had no sound check due to venue showing big screen football prior to gig> i ask ya> however stonebaker can and did rise above this to play an intense and taut set> half way through 'dirt worm ninja'~ when the barrage lulls~ every ear in the club was attuned to the stage~ with none of your normal background gig chattering> very satisfying>
fil converts his bass playing fingers into phone dialing fingers~ chasing up record company people to see if they have listened to the demo yet> not many responses yet beyond the voicemail and the 'sorry s/he's ill/off til thursday/in a meeting/in america>
recently adrian seems to have been unwittingly secreting a potent pheromone complex> so far this has attracted the attentions of [among other] a stripper and a girl who claimed to want to only converse with him~ but tried her darndest to get jiggy with him big style at 0930 near manchester university> despite their pleas~ adrian did not take their telephone numbers~ politely refused them and continued along the pure path>

 
08.10.01
almost forgot to mention> adrian stares death in the face and then cheats it when he is a passenger in a car which somehow ends up going the wrong way down a dual carriageway> the car crashes into another going in the correct direction> no-one was hurt>

fil also toys with death> in manchester town ~picking up tickets for the gig on 17 october ~he cannot leave without riding down jutland street> it calls to him and he simply must ride his motorcycle down this ridiculous~ steep~ cobbled street [think hovis advert]> he was not hurt>

good long practice on saturday afternoon> got lots of stuff done> gig readiness is assured>

 
02.10.01
its been a bit drawn out but at last the demos have gone~ or will have as soon as fil gets his skinny backside across the road to the postbox in the morning> adrian and fil beavered away cutting~ folding~ stuffing and sticking like a couple of undeground activists until the demos were ready for the off>
practices go on to prepare for the upcoming gigs> two more have been booked since the last entry> more details on those gigs here> more samples and loops have found their way into the set through new songs or otherwise~ so they've got some work to do now> also adrian has a new guitar which is warmer and gutsier~ more in keeping with the stonebaker sound>
more news as soon as there is anything worth writing> if you need more information on the upcoming gigs or anything click here to e-mail us>

 
12.09.01
gig booked> night and day cafe, manc on wednesday 17 october more details here>
fil moves house with no help from adrian or carruthers but lots from sam [despite his gammy knee]> moving furniture and boxes encourages lots of chuckle brothers' 'to-meing' and to-youing'
look~ the last three diary entries have been [totally unplanned] on the 12th of the month> and the two before that on the 21st> strange>

 
12.08.01
practice continues apace> practice room is good~ just a bit echoey> last tuesday the workings were playing through current stuff and hacking at a song adrian presented>
and after just getting back into the swing of things carruthers throws a spanner in the works by nicking off to thailand for 3 weeks> still can't deny the boy a holiday~ must be knackering throwing sticks at skins>

12.07.01
practice venue has been found> top secret location in south manchester~ unfortunately without a mannequin~ but with lots of space> thanks to all who made suggestions and were helpful through this barren time>
things are on go slow a bit due to summer and there seeming not to be one week when all members of stonebaker are in the one vicinity> they continue to practice and work on recordings> big push in autumn [promise]>
21.05.01
sam's knee is recovering> he is off his crutches~ not quite skating again~ but give him time>
some bad news> stonebaker lose their video shop practise room~ through cicumstances beyond their control> the demo is copied and will be sent out in the next week~ but the boys are reticent to book gigs without a firm practice location> any ideas? e-mail us
as mentioned above the plan is to be regularly gigging again as soon as possible> join the mailing list to get information by post and/or e-mail>
fil's birthday was celebrated with much aplomb on the eighteenth at the usual venue of the crescent pub> a select group then moved on to night & day where dancing took place to motown records>

 
21.04.01
sam returns from snowboarding with not a scratch on him~ only to get his comeuppance at the skate park> while attempting to perform a 'frontside disaster' [ironically] he falls and bashes his knee~ hard> in true hero style he drives home and tries to tough it out~ but is forced to visit casualty [that is er for any americans viewing] and is told he has fractured his knee cap> consequently sam is doing his skating on crutches for the next few weeks>
though disabled sam valiantly continued with a prearranged recording session today> adrian was due to arrive midmorning~ but rolled in at four with some paltry excuses about trains and being up late> all the same a good many vocals were recorded and hopefully more of the same tomorrow>

 
06.04.01
instead of a tuesday night practice~ fil motors down to adrian's to eat some of his amazing veggie chilli and work on some new material> they also sit up into the early hours listening to 'love'~ 'the demon barbers' and other recorded gems>
sam heads off to the snowboarding slopes of france to snowboard on the slopes in france>

 
15.03.01
well only two months since last entry and in that time:
some photographs taken for publicity purposes> you can see some of them in the gallery>
drums have been put down for the tracks on the e.p.> carruthers worked like a machine [but with human intuition and skill] into the early hours of the morning~ laying down the beats for 'bakerz'~ 'aggression flyer' and 'dirt worm ninja'> the man is a marvel> fil records some bass parts a week or so later>
just back from snowboarding~ carruthers celebrates his birthday at a posh italian restaurant> the rest of stonebaker are there to join the celebration before scooting off to enjoy the cooper temple clause's slant on rock at life cafe [only without birthday boy~ who is knackered]>
fifteenth march~ another recording session to try out some vocals> things don't go according to plan with a power supply emitting blue sparks~ computer crashing and adrian's voice having an off day> all the same stonebaker shall plough on>

 
18.01.01
it has been finished~ the demo~ finally done and dusted and ready to be posted out> two tracks are on it 'motown' and 'i will'> previews of these tracks will be available on this site soon>
also planned are more recording sessions to get enough tracks down for an e.p. or mini album>
gigs are being sorted for the next few months> check back on this site~ or better still join the mailing list and receive updates by e-mail and post>

 
30.11.00
adrian's guitar is playing up~ or rather not playing up~ keeps cutting out> any donation of a quality electric guitar to forward the stonebaker cause will be much appreciated> if not i guess fil will have to fix it>
the last music to provoke you has come and gone and a fair amount of people turned out this time~ even though there was another gig going on upstairs> stonebaker's set was well received and all in all the band thought a good gig was played> fat roland showed another of his glittering facets by plunging deep into a techno dance set before stonebaker played~ but holding himself back for low key eclecticism after> fat roland pronounced himself unsatisfied with his set~ though everyone else seemed perfectly satisfied~ including one hanger on who spent a whole loada time in front of the decks pronouncing 'good mix' every so often>
inches~ centimetres even~ away from the demo being finished and doled out to all and sundry> thinking of developing a new moneymaking side project> got a project you need delayed for months? while promising all the time the finish date is just around the corner? call stonebaker>

 
15.11.00
sam announces his engagement and with that stonebaker's hopes of becoming the next blockbusting boy-band are dashed> still~ they never could get those dance moves sorted out> sam plans to be married next summer as a nation of eligible young women mourn>
last gig [music to provoke you] was not too well attended and a bit down heartening> could be due to it being fireworks night~ that guy fawkes~ he can't know how much trouble he caused> photos can be seen [in the gallery] of dj fat roland and dj oggy hard at work at the decks despite the small crowd> hopefully the next music to provoke you on 25th november will be packed out>
not really much more news> demo just needs to be mixed and then written to cd> gig booked at keele university on 12th december~ click for more details>

 
25.10.00
a very successful week all round for the stonebaker boys> first session in their new practice room~ which will make life a whole lot easier [by lessening the amount of equipment needing to be lugged from place to place] and enable them to practice until later in the evening> also it is in a prime location for carruthers to only have to make a short dash to the country when playtime is over> the room has the added benefits of its own mannequin and infra red sauna>
in addition to this the demo recordings are finished> in all but name [whatever that means]> in a week or so the freshly minted cds will be winging their way toward the receptive ears of a&r people all over the country>

 
28.09.00
having a few problems with the new computer or~ more specifically~ cubase> the synchronisation is all out between the tracks~ so we need a patch before we can get it to work properly> needless to say this is slowing down the recording but~ lets face it~ its not the first time>

 
01.09.00
money has been exchanged for the new computer and it is now up and running~ ready to finish recording the new demo and get going on the album>

 
21.07.00

while larking about in the grounds of keele hall~ late at night~ a run in with the boys in blue> adrian and fil had discovered a large stage set up in preparation for a classical concert the next day> they decided to explore the stage and in the midst of a rendition of "voulez vous" saw some bright lights coming down the driveway> they quickly exited~ backstage~ but ended up nearly running into the lake> at this point they realized the bright lights belonged to a police vehicle whereupon they were reprimanded~ names taken and sent on their way>

adrian swore he could get them back to his through the woods> he was wrong> they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces~ so they had to turn around and head back past the stage> later arriving back at adrian's for a fireside chat with his flatmates>


 
03.07.00

sorry no entries for while> still~ here's one> the recording is progressing~ if a little slowly> we've had a gift of money from some kind benefactors~ which is very welcome> we could do with some more though> the tracks are down for a new demo~ they just need some more parts recording and then mixing down> the rest of tracks will take more time but this means we will be able to put a lot into the development of them> more news when more news is made>

sam celebrated his birthday on 27.06 with a gathering at solomon grundy's in withington> he seemed to enjoy himself>

adrian probably celebrated his birthday a few days later~ but hasn't said anything about it if he did>

fil has just recovered from a viral infection which gave him spots and a sore neck and caused him to be absent from work for one week>

carruthers has got into a bad habit of suggesting social gatherings which no one else can attend>


 
30.05.00
fulfilling a promise which he rashly made some months before~ fil got out of bed at 5am [on a bank holiday] to take adrian to manchester airport so he could get a flight to greece>

 
20.05.00
stonebaker entered a local basement studio to lay down two tracks for their new demo> the tracks were "i will" and "motown"> it was a successful session~ only needing two or three takes for each track> that done the hard work now starts for sam who has to get them mixed and mastered>

 
18.05.00
fil celebrated his birthday in his usual manner of inviting all and sundry to the crescent pub in salford> once there they took part in the normal pub activities of chatting~ drinking~ playing pub games and trying to find some decent records on the [once spectacular] juke box>